So many things
So little time
Need to take control
Need to create a rhyme.
First things first
Last things last
Concentrating on the present
Forgetting the past.
Making a list
Checking it twice
Remembering where I put it
Would be quite nice.
With a hop, skip and jump
My brain is moving fast
Trying to catch up
Might be in the past.
From here to there
Over plains and hills
Trying to remember
Some childhood thrills.
Chicken soup for the old
Would be a good thing
Help pull us off of the couch
Dancing to the tune of the Swing.
Whoa, hold up there
What could I be thinking?
It must be thought induced
Because I haven't been drinking!
I'm not that old
I feel like sixteen inside
Forget about the wrinkles
Removing them I have tried.
So what's the big deal
Of maturing in age?
I'm just mighty glad
I'm alive at this stage.
My rhyme took a twist
Got a little carried away
But that's not a problem
On this beautiful sunny day.
So here I am sitting
On the sidewalk at school
I'm a monitor for the TAKS test
Making sure everyone follows the rules.
I'm glad of the cooling breeze
To stave off the hot
Umm, this really isn't too bad
Believe it or not!
Yes. I get paid for this
For doing my own thing
Not such a bad deal
On this pleasant day in Spring.
Well I could go on
And on and on and on
It could get quite boring
Or I could sing you a song.
Lah dee dah, lah dee dah
Okay, so I can't carry a tune
You have to admit I tried
I hope lunch is real soon!
Okay now, I'm tapping my foot
And getting a little twitchy
Now I have an unreachable spot
On my back that is quite itchy.
The sun is rising making the shade move
Good thing my chair has wheels
I just keep moving where I must
Uh oh, I hear some children's squeals.
Not a good thing on this testing day
Not a good thing at all
Everyone is supposed to be quiet
Outside and down the hall.
I think I need to stretch my legs
My bottom is losing some feeling
I'm twitching and I'm itching
And now my senses are reeling?
Oh good it's almost time for lunch
My veggies sound good to me
Oh yes, I'm watching what I eat
So there'll be a lot less of me to see.
That was quick and quite tasty
Saving my apple for dessert
Oh how I love this continuing breeze
It's helping me stay alert.
However now that my tummy is full
My twitching and itching have ceased
I'm afraid that my morning energy
Is now lazy and soon will decrease.
Ho hum, ho hum again ho hum
I don't think I'd make a good lazy type
I'm so used to going and blowing
At this rate I would become a gripe.
The third graders are back in their classrooms
Finishing up with their TAKS testing
Uh oh, my eyelids are getting heavy
They want to do some serious resting.
Good thing I have some ice water
To splash all over my face
It wouldn't look too professional
Me sleeping in my monitoring place.
I think I better stand right up
Interrupting this testing day rhyme
I'll just pace back and forth
Allowing myself some exercising time.
Well I didn't get to walk too long
The first graders are coming from lunch
I better go and help quiet them down
They are quite a talkative bunch.
It's quiet again but oh me, oh my
I'm doing some serious yawning
As the sun is straight up in the sky
The afternoon is just now dawning.
The kids are finished where I was
So now I'm in the hall by our door
I can't go into our room right now
Inside is still just one more.
Oh now the door is opening
The students are finished at last
So now I can finally finish this rhyme
Soon making it a Blast from the past.