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 POOKIE'S ANSWERS FROM MINDPOWER!
 

THIS WAS IN MY COMMENTS FROM HAILEY AND I WANTED TO MAKE IT INTO A POST. DAMOMMAS IS TWILIGHTBLUE, AKA CHELLS. FOSTER MOM FOR TWENTY YEARS TO SO MANY CHILDREN WHO NEEDED SOMEONE TO LOVE THEM AND SHE IS AN EXTRAORDINARY LADY WHO DOES JUST THAT.

KAREN

Pookie is 3 and has lived thru so much already. She's beutiful!

WHY DID GOD MAKE DAMOMMAS?
1. HE MAKED HER FOR ME CAUSE I WANTS HER.

HOW DID GOD MAKE DAMOMMAS?
1. he make her black like me and 2 eyes and 2 ears and a mose and breethe air in her mose and she waked up.

WHAT INGREDIENTS are daMOmmas MADE OF?
1. blood and skin and lots of fat!

WHY DID GOD GIVE YOU daMOmmas AND NOT SOME OTHER MOM?
1.god gave me damommas cus my otter mom go to war and her die and nevah comes back and her got killz cuss my dad hurt her.(she sounded really sad)

WHAT KIND OF LITTLE GIRL WAS daMOMmas?
1. her was 3 but not 4 yet until her birthday.

WHAT DID DAMOMMAS NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR DAD WHEN SHE MET HIM?
1.that him loves me and that he not love my momma and that my daddy wont never evah hurt me.

WHY Do MOMs MARRY DADs?
1. they haves too so they can have babies but you needs a husband for that cuss my dad made me thats why im beauuuuutiful.

1. WHO'S THE BOSS AT YOUR HOUSE?
1. Damommas is the boss and nobodys better hurt me or she'll make them stop.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOMS AND DADS?
1. moms die or get kill and dads hurt them. (sounds all sad)

WHAT DOES YOUR daMOMma DO IN HER SPARE TIME?
1. her no gotz spares time hers bissy.

WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUR DaMOMmas PERFECT?
1. a kitty but she not want one cus hers llergic.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR daMOMmas, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
1. momma change herself shes a big girl now.

Posted by RoieVanBib at 11:21 PM - 29 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 My Granddaughter's Funny Things About Moms!
 

She'll be five in October. As you can see from the answers she gave me, she is pretty smart. Must take after her Grammy!!!!!!

WHY DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?
1. Because He knew children needed mothers. So they could find a boy to marry it.

HOW DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?
1. He had them in the tummy. They growed up to be helpful.

WHAT INGREDIENTS ARE MOTHERS MADE OF?
1. A baby, a heart and like minds and stuff and brains.

WHY DID GOD GIVE YOU YOUR MOTHER AND NOT SOME OTHER MOM?
1.Because He knew that I wanted her because He knew I wanted her so much because she looks beautiful.

WHAT KIND OF LITTLE GIRL WAS YOUR MOM?
1. A special little girl. A darling sweetie.

WHAT DID YOUR MOM NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR DAD BEFORE SHE MARRIED HIM?
1.To know he liked her and he knew they wanted to get married together.

WHY DID YOUR MOM MARRY YOUR DAD?
1. Because he looked handsome. Because he knew that the childs he would have would look so beautiful and handsome.

WHO'S THE BOSS AT YOUR HOUSE?
1. Mommy and Daddy. They hide the control from me because I can't watch cartoons while I am eating breakfast, lunch and supper.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOMS AND DADS?
1. Because they have different parts of their hair. Moms are long and Dads are short because they just have hair on top. Because they have different clothes. Sometimes a lady wears pants and shirts and sometimes they wear dresses and mens wear tops and bottoms. Mommies like to make supper and Daddies like to lift weights and my Daddy likes to be lazy. (At this point I laughed and she said, "No, I'm serious!")

WHAT DOES YOUR MOM DO IN HER SPARE TIME?
1. She's lazy because she's tired and she'll lay down and take a nap.

WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUR MOM PERFECT?
1. By putting a dress on and pretty pretty shoes and a pretty pretty necklace, earrings and a bracelet and make-up. ("Did I say ring?",she asked me and I said no.) I want ring. Brush her hair and put a ponytail in it. That's all!

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR MOM, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
1. Like getting another watch because all the watches she got the battery went dead.

In defense of my wonderful son-in-law, my granddaughter thinks being lazy is going to sleep during the day. Her Daddy's job is in shifts and some he works days and others he works nights, so he has to sleep during the day.

My daughter laughed when she said she is lazy because she is tired and takes a nap. My daughter has a job at home on the computer doing insurance billing for doctors, has a new baby boy, born in January and of course her daughter, my granddaughter. She doesn't take naps because our Little Princess doesn't takes naps and she has no time to have that luxury. My daughter reads my blog, so I wanted to clarify those answers.

I HOPE OTHERS WILL TAKE THE TIME TO ASK THEIR LITTLE ONES AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GET. IT WAS A FUN ACTIVITY!!!
Posted by RoieVanBib at 11:51 PM - 15 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 A SEQUEL TO FUNNY THINGS ABOUT MOMS!
 

AS PROMISED HERE ARE THE RESULTS OF INTERVIEWS WITH KIDS I KNOW!

WHY DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?
1. Because He knew children would be borned and she would take care of children.
2. Because she can make babies.
3. Because He knew they would make more children and more new kids would come to earth by Moms.
4. So men won't be alone.
5. Because she was supposed to protect me and they are supposed to take care of their mothers if they are a girl. That's what my Mom said.
6. For taking care of their children and to drive us to school.
7. Because He wanted to. Because I love her.

HOW DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?
1. He had power making them and He was the first one and He made all mothers.
2. He's a good person making Mothers almost every day.
3. His powers are lightning and He's magic and He worked very hard on them
4. She was out of other people.
5. It's just how God made you. It's just how God made what's best for me. That's what God thought was best for me.


WHAT INGREDIENTS ARE MOTHERS MADE OF?
1. Blood and stuff. They have more stuff in their bodies to keep themselves alive.
2. They like girlish stuff. They always wear nail polish and put their hair up.
3. A loving heart to tell the truth.
4. Loving things in her heart.
5. Out of meat. Just that.

WHAT KIND OF LITTLE GIRL WAS YOUR MOM?
1. I don't know, but I think my Dad knows.
2. She had brown hair because her mom did
3. She was short. She had long hair. She was nice, but now that she's big, she acts mean.
4. She looked just like me with my hair and she has my eyes. No she doesn't, they just sometimes look like my eyes.
5. Like my big sister. Nice sometimes and mean the rest of the time.
6. Somebody who is nice and somebody who grows up nice.

WHAT DID YOUR MOM NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR DAD BEFORE SHE MARRIED HIM?
1. If he would give her flowers and a ring.
2. She wanted to know if he had a house.
3. I wasn't born yet.
4. Yeh, we weren't born then. How would we know the question? You probably would have to know if he was a good guy and works.
5. First you would have to plan out if he's not a very bad guy and see if he's a good guy for a child.
6. See if he is not a robber.

WHY DID YOUR MOM MARRY YOUR DAD?
1. 'Cause she wanted to.
2. They liked each other and got married.
3. Because she probably knew he was a big guy and knew he would protect a child.
4. Because he's big and tall. He's nice.
5. Because she first met him at a party and she was alone at one table and Dad saw her sitting at one table and then they talked. She had another boyfriend and they breaked up.

WHO'S THE BOSS AT YOUR HOUSE?
1. My Daddy and Mom because they tell us not to do stuff because you might get hurt.
2. My Mom because my baby brother cries when she leaves.
3. My Daddy because he bought the house and furniture and Mom thought he could be a good leader.
4. My Dad because he tells us what to do and my sister and me had to clean the whole living room.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOMS AND DADS?
1. Dads have short hair and Moms have long hair.
2. Because my Mommy is a girl. Daddy is a boy.
3. Sometimes my Dad sleeps downstairs and my Mom sleeps upstairs by herself.

WHAT DOES YOUR MOM DO IN HER SPARE TIME?
1. Sleeps.
2. She does stuff with us and spends time with us.
3. She watches tv.
4. She plays with my dog.
5. In the morning she usually has to take a nap because she has to go to work at night.

WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUR MOM PERFECT?
1. Bath.
2. To clean the house, get dressed pretty and to put on make up pretty.
3. Like a new hair style. Like getting a new face style. She has a ugly face.
4. Smell good and put perfume on.
5. Nothing to say because she is quiet and that's all.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR MOM, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
1. Her clothes are black and white, but I wouldn't change the two pink ones and I sometimes shrink her clothes.
2. I wouldn't change her.
3. Her shoes because some are black and I don't like black.
4. Shoes too! She has too much shoes!
5. That she wouldn't clean the house so much because it makes her tired.
6. Like her clothes. They are stained and stuff.
7. Making up the rules because I don't like her rules. I like my Daddy's rules.

WRITTEN JUST LIKE THEY DICTATED TO ME! I WANT TO INTERVIEW MY GRANDDAUGHTER TOMORROW WHEN WE SEE HER. SHE'S ONLY 4 1/2 SO NOT SURE IF SHE WILL SIT STILL LONG ENOUGH, BUT I'LL TRY.
Posted by RoieVanBib at 11:42 PM - 5 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Funny Things About Moms!
 

This was printed in Senior News, a little paper published here in Texas. I thought it was cute since Mother's Day will be here before we know it next Sunday. Tomorrow I will be teaching my Bible Class of Kinders and 1st graders. I will ask them the same questions and share their answers on my next post. Should be fun to see what their views on Moms will be! Maybe all who read this and also have contact with children might want to ask the questions to them and post the answers as well.Would be interesting to compare them.

WHY DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

HOW DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

WHAT INGREDIENTS ARE MOTHERS MADE OF?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

WHAT KIND OF LITTLE GIRL WAS YOUR MOM?
1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

WHAT DID YOUR MOM NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR DAD BEFORE SHE MARRIED HIM?
1. His Last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

WHY DID YOUR MOM MARRY YOUR DAD?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world and my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

WHO'S THE BOSS AT YOUR HOUSE?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to be because Dad's such a goofball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOMS AND DADS?
1. Moms work at work and at home and Dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but Moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at a friend's house.

WHAT DOES YOUR MOM DO IN HER SPARE TIME?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUR MOM PERFECT?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair? I'd diet it, maybe blue.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR MOM, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me!

Posted by RoieVanBib at 10:16 AM - 7 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Friday's Fab Five Facts!!!!!
 

Actually it is 11:26PM here. But, Friday on the Stream, so will go by Stream Savings time.

1. It is thundering, so hope it brings us much needed rain and not hail and tornadoes!!!

2. Our youngest daughter is planning on getting married next spring. Still not sure if they are officially engaged, or just talking about marriage. We are happy for her and glad we will have a year to get to know the young man, and glad she has a year to get to know him better since they met on match.com and haven't dated that long.

3. I just received a large order for my postcards & gift cards by the gift shop's buyer at a multi-million dollar Hyatt Regency Hotel Spa and Resort which opens June 1st. I pray this will just be the beginning of some wonderful things to happen in my future.THANK YOU ALL FOR BELIEVING IN MY TALENT!

4. My husband and I met Hailey's Damommas Wednesday and had lunch with her in her home. She is a wonderful lady who does such a great job as a Foster Mom. Loving children who are unloved is one of the most important jobs upon this earth and it takes special people like "Twilight Blue" with unlimited love to give these children a foundation they may build upon.

5. We visited my soon-to-be(June 22)81 year old Mother and my younger brother, who has had 3 heart attacks and lives with Mom. Both are looking good and glad my mom is recovering nicely since she fell and had a hairline fracture in her shoulder.

May God Bless each and everyone of you.

Karen or otherwise known as Doufus Pottydoodle according to Sr William's latest post. Go and see what your new name will be.
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